Have you ever tried to write your own bio in the third person? It's really hard. I'm the President of Peag-Clanpu (People Against Clichés and Puns) and I am also the VP of Awesome as well as the founder of the Anti-Schlep Movement.
When I'm not battling unoriginal writing, monitoring the levels of awesome within a 10-block radius or trying to banish schlep from everyday wardrobe, I change my hair frequently, like to wear hats and have trouble parallel parking.
I'm a bit obsessive about proper grammar and nail polish. I blame the nail polish obsession on Mad Men. YOU watch an entire season in one day and try not to be influenced by those ladies with their perfect nails. I blame the proper grammar obsession on perfectionism syndrome. It's a terrible disease I must live with. But I take pills. They're called wine.
I blog about writing, things that make me feel pretty, things that make me feel barfy, things to make you laugh and occasionally about things that drive me crazy or keep me up at night. Like people who hog the pole in the metro. I hate those people. Who wants their hand all squished up against someone's weird ass coat? Not me.
Someone once referred to me as an aspiring author. I'll take it.
I grew up in the woods but I live in a loft in Montreal. By day, I'm a copywriter at an ad agency. By night, I'm a professional shenaniganer. I speak French(ish) but mostly my French-speaking friends laugh at my funny accent. You can laugh at me too. In fact, I hope you do.
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